The 'Ego-mailer'

Once you master the art of emotional blackmail,
Everyone else would have nothing as such to tell,
The arguments become one-sided,
As the decisions would anyway be made by the single-minded!!

'I' am the monarch and I know everything,
None should either argue or question anything!
My well-organized brain is stuffed with grey-matter,
What a shame, you have only filled it with litter!!

If you try to sit and explain something to me,
Be prepared for the outright rejection for free!
If you further wish to communicate the point,
Be careful not to step on the broken pieces of teapot!

I keep my natural emotions in control,
I conceal my immediate reactions in a smile,
But, this is only for the world that craves to judge.
I maintain an innocent and shy public image.

Mind you! As the principle of inertia puts it,
Disturb my egoistic slumber at your own cost!
Don't talk as my blood pressure would pump up,
Or I might experience discomfort as my sugar levels dip!!

So, the caution is to follow me at a safe distance,
Without trying to sound either your wisdom or sense,
My arguments are always one-sided,
And my decisions would remain single-minded!!