Friday, August 3, 2012

My Twist To Newton's Laws

Challenging Newton with my laws of thought

First law, a person continues to be in a state of thinking, ideating or self-indulgence at a progressive pace, unless disturbed by someone!
A corollary to this law is the concept of emotional inertia. It is a state where the prospect is inert to expressing any emotion (be it happiness, sad, anything), even when the world is breaking down in front of him a
nd just maintains a poker face just analysing the situation!!
Second law, the force that must be exerted to disturb him is inversely proportional to the acceleration of thoughts and time span of indulgence. Here, acceleration is considered to be a scalar quantity, since the thoughts are independent of direction.
Finally, I negate the third law which states that every action has equal and opposite reaction. Even when the source of disturbance is a whiff of air or a gentle touch or slow whisper in the ear, the reaction would be unexpectedly enormous 'haaaaaaaa........what??!!(as if they just woke up from a deep sleep)'
(Disclaimer: I bend and bow the propositions of the great scientist. This is just a thought, not targeted at anyone nor has any intention to hurt anyone or poke fun at someone's inability)

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