Groom & Husband

Bride and Groom are the newly married,
Become wife and husband after two years, bored and faded!!

Groom says, “You are my heart, you are my soul”
While the husband says, “My take on you was a fowl”

Groom says, “You and your thoughts surround me everywhere”
While the husband says, “Life with you is a nightmare”

Groom says, “Your smile turns me on.”
The husband says, “You display your 32 and my day is gone.”

Groom says, “Keep sharing your mind with me.”
While the husband says, “I order absolute silence at home.”

Groom says, “Correct my mistakes and mould me as per you”
The husband says, “Its my life, you can’t expect me to change now”

Groom says, “You see! My family is very friendly”
The husband says, “Its your mistake if you feel lonely”

Groom says, “My mom is so good. You will find her to be fantastic”
While the husband says, “My mom hurt you again! Change the topic!”

Groom says, “Tell me if my people torment you saying something”
The husband says, “They are my people. I can do nothing!”

Groom says, “Tensed to take up household work, I’m there to help”
While the husband says, “Tired of long hours at office, let me sleep!”

Groom says, “I’ll get all the grocery and provisions.”
The husband says, “Can’t you walked down to the stores?”

Groom says, “I respect your career. You should continue with the job”
While the husband says, “Leaving the child at home, you prefer the mob?”

Groom says, “I appreciate your interests and hobbies”
The husband says, “You can’t do that with my earnings”

Groom says, “Anniversaries are festivals. We should celebrate.”
The husband says, “Today is the day, is it? Give me a break!”

The bride says, “My man is my Lord! My home is a heaven!”
The wife says, “Oh God! That’s it with this man! I beg liberation and salvation”