Wife of a Techie!

Being a techie's wife is boring

That too a home-maker, it's depressing

He is always in the office busy,

The poor lady at home, changing the nappy.

The man always want to marry a professional,

Never compromising on her qualifications,

Why are they so particular about all that,

When she is just going to be a door mat?

Weekdays, the manager drives him crazy,

weekends, the kids keep him busy,

Festivals are spent with the kith and kin,

Where is the time for the married woman?

Hey, you, the fat salary guy!

Just turn into a gay,

Make your manger your mate,

And stay with him day and night.

If I knew that u'll never have time for me,
Night and day, u need to work for the fee,
Never looking out for something new,
I should have never decided to marry you.

Express your love

When you are in love with someone,

Don't forget to give it an expression,

However small the context may be!

However large the crowd may be!

 

Feeling shy kills the vivacity,

Delaying response mars the sensitivity,

Feeling scared nullifies the creativity,

And crowd phobia suffocates the energy.

 

So, express your love in every possible way.

It is extremely important that you convey.

Flowers, hugs, books, diamonds,

Cards, messages,watches, escape weekends!

 

Communicate by every possible means,

See the affection multiply few hundred times.

But, never take each other for granted,

It deteriorates the passion you have kindled.

Plan A Baby

When you have a baby boy,
never know how the time passes by.
Count One, two, three, four,
He is no more a baby!!


when you are still on the way of recovery
trying to heal the wounds of delivery
the kid is already on his fours, crawling!
now, its his turn to keep you busy.

Crawling, sitting, standing, walking!
Cooing, shouting, screaming, talking!
Laughing, crying, sharing, enjoying!
eating, sleeping, playing, growing!

Watch every move he makes
Enjoy every milestone he crosses
Guide every step he takes
Correct every mistake he does

Did you forget the pains?
Are you ready to nurture the child?
Can you prepare him for future challenges?
Will you be a good parent? - nothing matters now!

No time to review and revise
Neither the past, nor the present
Busy earning him a happy future
Busy bringing up the child

O! The parents to be!!
Think twice before you want to be one!
Are you ready for the race?
Did you plan your Gen-X's face?

Groom & Husband

Bride and Groom are the newly married,
Become wife and husband after two years, bored and faded!!

Groom says, “You are my heart, you are my soul”
While the husband says, “My take on you was a fowl”

Groom says, “You and your thoughts surround me everywhere”
While the husband says, “Life with you is a nightmare”

Groom says, “Your smile turns me on.”
The husband says, “You display your 32 and my day is gone.”

Groom says, “Keep sharing your mind with me.”
While the husband says, “I order absolute silence at home.”

Groom says, “Correct my mistakes and mould me as per you”
The husband says, “Its my life, you can’t expect me to change now”

Groom says, “You see! My family is very friendly”
The husband says, “Its your mistake if you feel lonely”

Groom says, “My mom is so good. You will find her to be fantastic”
While the husband says, “My mom hurt you again! Change the topic!”

Groom says, “Tell me if my people torment you saying something”
The husband says, “They are my people. I can do nothing!”

Groom says, “Tensed to take up household work, I’m there to help”
While the husband says, “Tired of long hours at office, let me sleep!”

Groom says, “I’ll get all the grocery and provisions.”
The husband says, “Can’t you walked down to the stores?”

Groom says, “I respect your career. You should continue with the job”
While the husband says, “Leaving the child at home, you prefer the mob?”

Groom says, “I appreciate your interests and hobbies”
The husband says, “You can’t do that with my earnings”

Groom says, “Anniversaries are festivals. We should celebrate.”
The husband says, “Today is the day, is it? Give me a break!”

The bride says, “My man is my Lord! My home is a heaven!”
The wife says, “Oh God! That’s it with this man! I beg liberation and salvation”

Marriage

Marriage is an institution,
To kill a woman's intuition.
Husbands are the only men behind this!
Anniversaries are meant to celebrate this!

By first anniversary, her nascency is gone
By second anniversary, her enthusiasm is gone
By third anniversary, her career is gone
By fourth anniversary, her intimacy with husband is gone

By fifth anniversary, none cares for her
By sixth anniversary, her life is for others
The only reason to go on are the kids
The last thing that comes to mind is romance!

First year of marriage is probation time,
Cope up with my brothers' mime.
Silence and shyness are their nature,
That shouldn't trouble you, I'm sure!

Second year is for trip on flights,
Be it ooty, shirdi or sterling heights
Just leave all your work in progress
And stay back home as my mistress

In third year, just start forgetting me
Get coached on bringing up kids for free
One baby boy keeps you always running
Never mind, you have no time left for anything!

Fourth year is the time for the next baby
Otherwise, how can we plan for our family?
The second one will always weep
And sees that you are never asleep!

Fifth year, the siblings start fighting
You should get used to keep on shouting
I will add the outcome of my busy schedule to this
And be prepared to swallow my stress candies!

Today, it is impossible to undo all these years
You don't remember the job or MBA basics
No one qualifies you for a position in their office
I have no time to be your pillar of reassurance

How am I responsible for this situation,
As you understand my health condition,
Don't dare to blame it on our marriage
My love for you is unconditional and infinite
 

Rakhi Wishes

Days come and days go,
But I can never forget our childhood, Bro!
Though they have faded long long ago,
I remember every minute of it, you know!

The games we used to play
The lies we used to say
The secrets we used to share
The small things we used to care

Be it at yoga, type writing or basic,
Our trio was the most classic!
You were a wizard at wordstar,
At school you were super star!

Exams used to be the scariest affair,
The day before used to be a nightmare!
Hope this brings all those days to your memory,
Along with our childhood raksha bandhan ceremony!

A sunday

When I wished for a better weekend, I never expected it to come true. Gods granted my wish. As any other day on a weekend, sunday started off late and in a lazy manner. Colors of holi - the pinks, greens, yellows and reds all over the place, marked such a vibrant morning. Kaka's pichkari, prithvi's water gun and neighbours' gulal added much needed spirit to our moods, after having not-so-memorable week.

Planning the menu for the festival, was the next thing. The thought of cooking something special itself made the process more pleasurable. Finally a detailed brunch with pudina paratha, dal tadka, aloo gobi & curd rice was set on the dining table. So much of thinking, effort and spice made the food even more delicious.

Watching Indian innings of world cup, interspersed with the most memorable duets of '60s & '70s and Erin Brockovich, while playing board games with kids, made up for a wonderful afternoon.

The household chores sprang me back to activity from the nostalgia. Doing dishes never seemed so enjoyable and absence of maid a bliss!! The peace and happiness that reigned the day until now made this possible.

What more can I ask for?? Touchwood!